St. Joe’s Prep
1.the only school where you can literally go anywhere in the world, shout the words “yeah prep!” and someone will turn around and return the favor.
2.the only prep school that doesn’t have to argue that it is the “real” prep by posting online or making shirts(malvern), because, quite simply, if you say “the prep,” no one thinks of malvern, devon, etc., etc.
-did you go to the prep?
-no, lasalle.
-(receives swift kick to the crotch and prompt beating)
st. joe’s prep
a private all boys school located in a getto in north philadelphia. it is known by everyone as the prep. its the only high school in the world where the older and uglier your clothes are the cooler you are. we win erything from football to forensics to bolling and basketball to mock trial. theres nothing we dont excell in. every prep guy bleeds prep pride and is always cheering the loudest at the end of any dance, prom or mixer. only school that has mixers with a 3-1 girl to guy ratio. you can always heer our loud obnoxious cheers at any prep event, and every spectator is always wearing his prep gear. its the best place on earth. lasalle wants to be just like it but knows it can never live up to the prep’s glory.
the prep, st. joseph’s preparatory school – theirs nothing else like it!
the owners of the factories and businesses where all the other guys from other high schools like lasalle, roman, bonner, and most notably ohara will be working for the rest of their g-d forsaken lives.
ohara kid “dude i cant belive i work for a prep kid”
prep kid “if you dont shut your mouth, you are going back on welfare”
ohara kid “im your b-tch”
a very prestigious high school in philadelphia. the very best are picked out of many and chosen to attend this school. others who do not make the cut are jealous, and decide to make fun of them. the truth is, they are better than all of you.
lasalle, malvern, devon, and roman… you can all just go suck a giant d-ck.
the school where all the cool guys go. it is so much better than any other school.
st. joe’s prep is a lot better than that f-ggot -ss school lasalle
where all the hott guys go.
“my boyfriend goes to the prep.”
“lucky b-tch.”
school in philadelphia. as a rule every single prep guy must at all times be wearing a article of clothing that says prep on it. prep kids must also announce there presence somewhere by repeating the word “prep” over and over again. they are very insecure and they feel the need to tell everyone that prep is the best thing since sliced bread. once you go to the prep you are no longer an individual you a part of “the prep”
a prep kid can usually be spotted by the prep sweatshirt. other signs are the inability to go the bathroom alone
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