St. John Lutheran School


st. john lutheran school is located in ocala, fl. it’s basically a school full of rich sn-bby white kids, giant black guys that get straight a’s because their on the football team, and the tiny minority of one “emo” per grade.

most everyone in ocala hates st. john kids because the majority of them are completely full of themselves and they are extremely hostile towards new kids. at all. in fact, they completely ignore you if you are new to the school.

the bright side is the amazing teachers that we all love. they teach extremely well and make cl-ss super fun!

but the kids suck and are b-ttholes.
“hey, i heard you’re going to st. john lutheran school next year right?” – bob.
“yeah, i am.” – jeffrey.
“man, you’re lives ganna suck.” – bob.
(jeffrey goes to the first day of school and no one says a word to him.)

“man, my life does suck.” – jeffrey.

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