St. Johnsbury
a place in vermont where hicks, hippies and ex-crack addict wiggers with traces of mental r-t-rdation smoke meth and shoot up heroin out of complete and utter boredom. besides the high, withdrawing is about the most fun you’ll have in that sh-thole. they have a mcdonald’s, a school that demands its c-ck is sucked dry, a chinese restaraunt only the owner’s mother could love, and police that have nothing better to do but write tickets to people smoking cigarrettes. everybody there wants to kill themselves and stuffs their body with heroin, nicotine and fast food to help move the process along. a town of f-ggots. it is new englands unwiped -sshole. flush it down the toilet.
-new yorker of caucasian desecent: man i sucked some d-ck in the st. johnsbury mcdonald’s bathroom for some grade a heroin.
-new yorker of african-american descent: ew dog, that’s gross. you sucked someones d-ck?
-new yorker of caucasian descent: yeah but it was the only slightly interesting thing to do in that town besides shootin heroin into my -ss cheek, chain smoking newports or blowing my brains out.
-new yorker of african-american descent: word, i feel ya cuz, i was tempted to tickle some redneck’s -sshole for some meth, but i just decided to slam my head against the wall until i was unconcious instead.
-new yorker of caucasian descent: i don’t blame you, good thing were back in new york city. hardy har har.
-new yorker of african-american descent: word, dog.
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