St. Joseph, Mo
the worst place to live in the world. whether it be from the redneck south siders, or the white trash north enders, or your cross between preps and gangstas from the middle of the city. people all follow everyone else on what to wear and no one has originality. only about 6 people ever have come out of this city and actually done something worth while with their lives. kids go from wearing all american eagle to abercrombie to holister, to the newest crave which seems to have just appeared and taken this sh-t hole over polo. place f-cking sucks…big gulps huh? welp see ya later!!!
jane- “i hate living here”
tarzan- ” at least it’s not as bad as st. joseph, mo”
jane- “your always right tarzan”
saint joseph, mo. is where the pony express originated and jessie james once roamed and robbed. also home of the armpit of america. had the highest spanish population growth in the u.s. in 2010. home of the oldest saloon west of the mississippi; first ward house. saltine crackers were invented in st. joe.
let’s go to st. joseph, mo to relish the smell of the south end.
the 8th largest city in missouri, which no one has heard of. it is “famous” for being the birthplace of the pony express, eminem, walter cronkite, and a couple of nfl players. also home of the mwsu. meh, it’s a decent place to live. the air quality is terrible however and it will be the death of us all.
taking jogs at night in st. joseph, mo is like trying to breathe on mars without a sp-cesuit.
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