St. Joseph’s College


located over a 30-acre lakeside campus in patchogue, long island, “the teaching college” prepares undergrads to become “future teachers of america.” “st. joe’s,” as it is affectionately referred to by current students, offers students a great education at relatively low cost (70% of students recieve some form of financial aid/scholarship!)

st. joe’s is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business.

for the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of america’s best colleges by u.s. news and world report named st. joseph’s college to the top tier of the “northern comprehensive colleges – bachelor’s” category.

st. joseph’s has two campuses, one on long island (suffolk county)and the other in brooklyn. even though the l.i. campus is mostly a commuter school, don’t let that fool you.
lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await!
oh–and most of the parties are pretty sick.
i’ve met so many awesome people while going to school at st. joseph’s college, if only they could fix that web registration!

Read Also:

  • Stoorifit

    a person who was not born in peebles (scotland). while a gutterbluid was born in peebles. stoor = dust fit = foot a load of stoorifits arrived in town today for the festival.

  • sour meat curtain

    flaps of crusty, pungent skin that dangle from a foul baby hole. thomas: did you have s-x with that beast that you brought home last night? tim: yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my p-n-s like a warm flap-jack on sunday!

  • Mistress of Mischief

    1.sarah twilight, born march 27th, 1980. better known to most of us as the “mistress of mischief” in total championship wrestling where she is contracted. she is known by such an endearing moniker simply because of her evil and manipulative ways. she is known for causing misery and violence to all who cross her path. […]

  • Mitch Hewer

    a hot actor who starred in the 1st and 2nd series of skins and brittania high. girl one: d-mn did you see mitch hewer on tv last night girl two: yes!! he is so hot i want to jump into the tv and snog his face off girl one: nice.

  • MMMDMA

    a varation on the pr-nounciation of the shorthand chemical name of ecstasy – mdma, developed to help the severely intoxicated in conversation. pr-nounced: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-der-mer! with the der and mer being very short, as if sounding out the letters. toby: this is surm gurd m-d-m-d-a.. m-d-n.. mmmdma!


Disclaimer: St. Joseph's College definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.