St. Mary’s Anglican Girls’ School


known as one of western australia’s top schools, st mary’s is a school that prides itself on looking the best, even if that means only endorsing those students who achieve the highest marks, receive the most awards, or get into the most prestigious universities. this often results in the neglect of lower achieving students who are never recognized and may actually require the extra attention. ironically, it is sometimes these lower achieving students who the school asks to return to school to speak publicly when they win olympic medals, become lawyers or discover new species. it is then customary for st mary’s to look upon these people with pride, exclaiming, “we created this!”, when in reality they did no such thing.
tv presenter: and this next woman has recently discovered a cure for cancer…

st. mary’s: you know, she went to st. mary’s anglican girls’ school. she went to our school.
st. mary’s anglican girls’ school is located in karrinyup, perth, western australia. this school is known for having top academics in western australia; however, the girls who get accepted are usually the gorgeous, want to be sl-tty, dumb ones who have money as well as the quiet, prude, smart, not so weathly ones. each girl is placed in one of six houses: craig, hackett, lefroy, riley, wardle or wittenoom. craig wins everything each year so there is no point for the other houses to even try. this school does have a very strict uniform. one has to wear their hair up everyday to prevent lice, the girls are not allowed to have on any make up, they are not allowed to roll their skirts; however, all girls roll their skirts to show more leg to teachers and fellow female students. the real “bad girls” wear the physical education uniform for the whole day. their brother school hale views st. mary’s girls as

“girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be sl-tty and b-tching behaviors” it is no wonder why everyone hates a smags girl.
“oh my f-ckin god heaps of st. mary’s anglican girls’ school girls are comin this way”

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