Stabmonton
an affectionate nickname for edmonton, alberta, canada, a city trading places with winnipeg for murder capital of canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
stabmonton mayor mandel has called for a ban on the sale of “knives large enough to do serious bodily harm” or something similar.
“i’m going to stabmonton tomorrow, i should bring my crossbill.”
banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. wake the f-ck up.
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