STABO


subject-to-a-better-offer. a non-committal, pragmatic approach to one’s social-life, work-life and life in general with the often-unfortunate consequence of belittling the party with the inferior offer.
friend 1: what time are you coming to my 21st?
friend 2: i’ve got a couple of things in the works but, if they don’t work out, i figure i’ll arrive around 11.

friend 1: it’s my 21st and you’re giving me stabo?!?
friend 2: a man’s got to keep his options open.
friend 1: you’re an -rs-hole. i don’t want you there anyway.
friend 2: you’re such a gen-y douche!
friend 1: you are!

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