Stache-conscious
when you suddenly remember you have a mustache and all of a sudden become paranoid everyone is staring at it; thus, stache-conscious.
“so i recently got this mustache and i keep forgetting about it. then i remember i have it and feel like everyone is staring at me.”
“sounds like you’re a little too stache-conscious. if anyone is staring at you, guaranteed it’s because you’re walking a cat on a leash.”
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