Staff Ass
short for staff -ssistant. staff -ss is a washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of congress. staff -ss are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking congressional staffers.
the term first came to prominence when used by the notorious washingtonienne.
dude, i want to slam the new staff -ss in senator voinovich’s office! she is f-cking smoking!
Read Also:
- LeMerchoint
a person who sets off an alarming device from an automobile intentionally to create a: distractions, scene and a lame attempt to talk to drunkin girls. normally, this act is done while perched on a fence after last call. bottom line is the term is applied to one being or acting like a jack-ss! other […]
- Indian Fest
similar to a sausage fest, but a gathering where at least 95% of the fest-ees are some sort of indian whether it be paki, hindi, guju, etc…common traits include very poor dancing, abundance of curry, wacky religious ceremonies, and/or very odd and colorful apparel. dont ever get caught dead at one of these unless you […]
- Kendor
super ridiculously s-xy with an absurd amount of intelligence and a crazy s-x appeal. many are attracted to the cunning and s-xy mind of those with the name of kendor. usually described as thuggly s-xy and scary but attractive. oh wow look at that guy over he is totally a kendor i just can’t resist […]
- Kendicktive
a person that is gay and vindictive. man, ken is a f-g, and so vindictive. he is just kend-cktive.
- bathtub bong
the item of marijuana paraphernalia that is evolved when one is so chronic that one brings ones gravity bong into the bath with oneself. usually in the form of a 2-liter soda bottle with the bottom cut off, the bathtub bong is always the piece in a marijuana smoker’s collection that he has had the […]