Staff Car


when you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. ouila — you’ve got a staff car! the next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. guaranteed laffs for the entire family!
“you see, officer it was a joke. we turned our yugo into a staff car. get it?”

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