stage 5 clinger
orignally from the movie wedding crashers.
it’s a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. usually someone who is very insecure, a b-tch, needy and/or clingy.
i haven’t answered a single one of megs calls or texts in weeks. shes such a stage 5 clinger.
meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won’t stop blowing up my phone.
quick, we’ve got to get john away from meg. she’s a stage 5 clinger.
meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the f-ck out of that stage 5 clinger.
anyone who doesn’t get the idea that the person they want, want’s nothing to do with them. the name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarr-ssment in the end. first signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your d-ck within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.
jerry jabilo – looks at girl with s-xual intent, “hey girl..”
nicole thompson – “why h-llo there good sir,” elequently
spoke nicole.
jerry jabilo – “shall we run off into my room and f-u-c-k?”
nicole thompson – “i’ll do you one better ;)”
jerry jabilo – “what do you have in mind?”
nicole thompson – nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, “here is the finest cut diamond in the world…now ask me to marry you!”
jerry jabilo – “holy f-ck i gotta get outta here, we’ve got a stage 5 clinger on our hands”
nicole thompson – “nooooo! please, come back! i thought we had something special.”
nicole thompson – “oh well, he still loves me…”
a dumb b-tch, who complains, moans and b-tches about her crushes new girlfriend.
sami: “whoes edward’s new girlfriend?”
emily: “i dunno some red-headed sl-t.”
sami: “sounds like a b-tch”
emily: “she is”
-proceeds to make every facebook status about her “boyfriend” that never was, and his new girlfriend.-
kelli: “did you see what she posted?”
heidi: “dude she’s a stage 5-clinger”
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