Stage Erection


an erection of the p-n-s (or a moistening of the v-g-n-) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming s-xually aroused.
dylan: i’m so nervous to play hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! i have stage fright!

erik: i never get stage fright. one thing i do get is stage erection. it’s not like i’m h-rny, but i always pop a b-n-r whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. is that weird?

dylan: …yeah, man.

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