stage turd


1. noun. any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

entymology/notes: used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
the wheel on my road case keeps catching on these f-cking stage t-rds. someone needs to get a broom.

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