Staircased
to get knocked the f-ck out by someone and when someone asks what happened and you use it as an excuse instead of looking like a p-ssy
person 1: “hey man what happened to your face? looks like you got in a fight!”
person 2: “nah man, i got staircased”
to fart while walking up the stairs so the people behind you have to walk through it.
3 guys walk up the stairs. first one farts. other 2 guys just got staircased.
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