StairGuy


creature that shows up at your home on an unplanned absence from work who is there to remodel your home / bang you in the -ss.

usually can be found hanging out with self-proclaimed top guys or a cornucopia of hot guys.
i’m not going to make it into work today, my stairguy is coming over.

\bends over

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