stairway in a grandfather clock
a total upset. one of the biggest surprises you’ve seen in a long time. like discovering ma’am and george had a secret p-ssage to upstairs for webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.
“wait a second. so you’re telling me ivy is a dude???”
“i slid off her pants and…f-ck. i think i’m going to be sick again.”
“she didn’t have a bulge or anything?”
“nope. like a f-cking stairway in a grandfather clock…ugh…i’m going to hurl again.”
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