Stairwellian


the clinically insane inhabitants of a stairwell, h-ll bent on chaos, anarchy, and the pursuit of root beer.

founded in 2003 at a bear creek high school, the stairwellians main habitat is in a stairwell. they strive to be different, with a p-ssion like no other. they may be a friendly grouping of clinically insane people, but if upset with there surroundings they may perform a ritual known only as a stairwellian rebellian. the daily lives of a stairwellian is to meet in the morning outside there stairwell, then proceeding to salute and hug each other they proceed to be late for cl-ss. the stairwellians meet once again at lunch period where they talk and discuss various events during the day. once again after proceeding to cl-ss late, they meet outside the stairwell at the conclusion to the day and bid there farewells. the ideal food for a stairwellian is raw cookie dough and root beer, also an occasional hump day buffet. please be forewarned when approaching a stairwellian, for there is a high probability of being hugged and/or licked.
oh my, there goes one of those stairwellians.

the kid’s in the stairwell, there the stairwellians.

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