stale muffin
to have -n-l s-x with your girlfriend’s dead mom
cop: yo, what the f-ck you in for
inmate pratt: i stale m-ffin’d yo mom
cop: um, what?
inmate pratt: …
cop: yeah, clean up in cell block d.
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