Stalhman


a morbidly obese creature that patrols local fast food restaurants looking for scr-p foods. usually a stalhman smells like total behind and has no hair on its body and loves to seduce young children into becoming his s-xual slaves.
dude, did you see that stalhman last night in the streets?

ya he was the fattest creature i have ever seen.

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