Stalk Hawk


noun much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it’s target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb stalk hawking
a true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single – before committing the act of stalk hawking.

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