Stalker-fake
a person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a “stalker”. the official definition of “stalker” is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. the person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. quite often, the stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.
stalker-fake: “oh my god! today this stalker followed me into the mall and then i saw him in his car later on that day.”
anyone willing to listen: “really? was his car following you?”
stalker-fake: “well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road.”
anyone willing to listen: “have you since him since?”
stalker-fake: “no, but i bet he’s been following me to work.”
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