Stalker parking


the act of parking your car away from other cars. the person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: mall parking lot, restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. this type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking sp-ces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.
john: have you seen roy? he said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

brandon: wait, is that him? he drives that blue ford pickup, right?

john: yes, where is he?

brandon: he’s stalker parking. he is on the other side of the parking lot. he’s the only one there waiting in his truck.

john: he has always been a stalker parker.

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