Stalkerstache


definition 1: the obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

definition 2: the creepy mustache of a stalker. often a synonym for pedostache.
example 1: “i’ll catch up with you in a minute, i have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing bob.”

example 2: “do you see that guy? he has a total stalkerstache.”

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