stalking the neighborhood


something to do in the suburbs when you’re bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor’s porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor’s porch day), show up univited to people’s houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.
man i’m bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let’s go stalk the neighborhood

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