stalkrastination
n. att-tude mostly found amongst college students and young adults. consists of using a social networking site (while one should be studying and/or being productive) with an originally unspecified intent that slowly becomes that of finding information about people. stalkrastination can be specific or random; in general it can consume several hours (specially when random).
1. so i was studying for my physics final exam for a bit, then i felt like it was time to take a break. so i went on facebook and after checking my few emails, i remembered that i have been meaning to friend this girl for a while now… three hours later i found myself looking through pictures of a friend of a friend of the girl who i didn’t know and had no real interest in.
2. stop stalkrastinating and get to those ac circuits! … ooh hold on is that cathy you’re looking at…?
3. even the best stalkrastination does not earn a grade.
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