stalloned


when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.

a homage to the cl-ssic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.
you know you have successfully ‘stalloned’ your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.
when an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble sylvester stallone in speech and appearance.

symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
onlooker:”hey everybody, joel is stalloned!”

joel: “meh…. dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?….. yo adrian… uuuuh… beer”
to get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.
my buddies went home early so i popped “grandma’s boy” into the dvd player and got stalloned.
another term for owned. used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.
hahaha noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. he got stalloned!
to be under the influence drugs and act like stallone
jake was totally stalloned after smokin that —-
stoned
dude, i hit the 6 footer and now i’m totally stalloned

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