stallsmithing
the art of placing multiple bureaucratic hurdles or self reinforcing (while also contradictory) unnecessary steps in place to impede progress on a desired result.
pm to contracting officer, ” hey, cocom 4 -star called me, we desperately need to improve the armor on our strykers against ieds.”
co response, “well, i think the first step is to revise your acquisition strategy and then cross-walk your performance work statement to your requirements traceability matrix. then send it to the needs validation committee for approval.”
pm response: “you c-ck-sucking piece of sh-t, you’re stallsmithing me!”
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