Stalphin
a mythical creature created when communist leader joseph stalin fused with a dolphin to create a being with a gigantic p-n-s. this comes from the rumors that stalin had a 12 inch p-n-s (everything’s bigger in russia) and the abnormally large size of a dolphin’s.
adam: “apparently bottle-nosed dolphins are responsible for about 200 human rapes a year.
thorin: “no dude that’s stalphin.”
adam: ” oh yeah, that’s right.”
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