Stalybridge
once a nice quiet town in tameside, around 8 miles from manchester, then was a busy nightlife town bustling with folk from all over the place, now a dead end smack hole full of kebab shops and the donnelly family.
ridge hill, copley, brushes. all council estates in stalybridge eww.
a town situated between mossley and ashton. has a rubbish football team called stalybridge celtic. has to incorporate sh-t areas of housing such as ridgehill. has some good clubs and pubs though – stalyvegas 😉 got a new train station too, looks pretty good. has a resident homeless dude called ‘schnapps’ ’cause that’s what he’s always drinking :d . had another tramp called ‘mad joe’ but he suffocated in a clothes bin lmao! 🙂 stalybridge has a tesco (good for doughnuts) and an annual ‘jump in the c-n-l from tesco bridge day’ have fun 🙂
person 1: coming down stalyvegas?
person 2: yeah let’s go rififi
person 1: kk
chav: i’m a sad f-ck-up with no gcse’s who lives in ridgehill
person 1: chav-hunt needed
person 2: kill all those stalybridge f-ckers
a place next to the inbred town of mossley. it has lots of pubs and clubs which results in the high young alcoholics rate.
“i wanna go stalybridge, get p-ssed innit” 😉
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