Stan Jones
libertarian political candidate from montana who permanently turned his skin gray-blue after overdosing on home-brewed colloidal silver he drank in order to save himself from the prophesied antibiotic shortages and anthrax storms of y2k.
do a google search for stan jones. you’ll get a few hits, and then they’ll ask, “did you mean ‘stan jones blue?'”
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