Stance-slam


(adj) – a word to describe a genre of vehicles whose camber, ride height, and sp-cing from the tire/wheel are within millimeters to the fender/quarterpanel. commonly used to descirbe a car whose function is useless, but will be able to bring all the boys to the yard. no women actually like this. scr-ping and breaking oil pans is common.
whoa look at bobby and his sweet vw golf. that sh-t is stance-slammed. i bet he has his motor sp-ced so he doesn’t break another oil pan!

i can’t wait for summer. i am going to stance-slam the sh-t out of my lexus!

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