Stand Down
this is a military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.
sgt.: sir,i believe you are an imbecile, lt.
lt: you better stand down or i will have you standing tall before the man, sgt.
in times of war, exhausted combat soldiers requiring brief periods to rest and recover are removed from the field of combat to a place of relative safety and security. the military term, stand down, is used for such an action.
stand down, geek! stop playing super mario on the front lines!
to hold a compet-tion between another person in a bathroom stall to see who will leave first when needing to drop a deuce.
tracy sat quietly on the toilet waiting for the mystery person two stalls over to leave before takin a poo. the mystery p–per wouldn’t leave. he, too, was waiting for tracy to leave so he could start the coal train. 5 minutes p-ssed. all was quiet except for the occasional nose blowing to p-ss the time. …enter the standdown…
would anyone finally give up and leave?
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