Stand-up Fighter


1. dominated in every grappling cl-ss ever attended.

2. can’t grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.

3. once had a friend hold focus mitts… or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.

4. sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.

5. had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.
look at that b-tch red with his hands up in every picture… thinks he is mma but that fool ain’t nothing but a stand-up fighter.

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