stand your ground
when you fart mid-conversation with a person or group of people, and maintain your position after someone has expressed their displeasure with either the sound or smell.
stan: “dude it stinks, did you just cut one?”
you: “sorry about that.”
stan: “oh man, now you’re gonna stand your ground?”
you: “absolutely. “
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