Standardized Tests
the great enslaver. they bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. the tests are the infernal sp-wn of the infernal sp-wn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. so called “educators,” make the children take the acts, sats, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. the tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. they reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. there is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.
jim had to take standardized tests. rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. jim died.
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