Standgeblaese


german word for a girl who’s short enough to blow a guy standing straight up. can also be used to insult short males/friends. translates word-for-word to “standing-blower” in english.
guy 1: “hey dude, check out how short that gymnast is!”

guy 2: ” yeah man, she’s a total standgeblaese!”

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