Standie


a standup longboard slide.
f-ckin c-nty gnar standie.
a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a sh-t load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie

look at that d-mn standie eating waterwmelon

i got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones i was able to call for help.

what kind of standie would give joe a ride.

i saw a standie fixing up a focus

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