standing double


to take a sh-t in a washing machine. the owner gets h-t twice. once with the stench and second with having to remove the sh-t from the machine.
related to the upper decker. you can get double the points for a front loading machine. you get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.
this party sucks, lets h-t a standing double before we go.

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