Standing Head


a situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. this may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. if you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. balance could be an issue.
ellen: “chris do you want me to give you standing head?”
chris: “yeah let me grab my stilts.”

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