Standwarmer


when in a sport you never play and heat up the area where the starters stand, when they need a rest, and your coach doesn’t let you sit down on the bench, even thought you never play. (benchwarmers)
person 1: hey i heard that you are a bench warmer for your new team.

person 2: actually i am a standwarmer, my coach never lets me sit down!

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