stanford law


one of the most prestigious law schools in the united states, which also happens to be located in a paradise-like climate in northern california. stanford law school is where you will find a small cl-ss of genius students where the average admit has a near-perfect lsat score, a near-perfect gpa, work experience the rest of us could only hope for, and a generally laid back (non-prestige wh-r-) mindset which allowed them to turn down offers from numerous other schools such as columbia, harvard, and yale. a stanford lawyer will be just as successful as a student from any one of these other schools, but he/she will also have enjoyed their 3 years of law school much more than a student from elsewhere. also, an important note… stanford law students in general are pretty d-mn attractive.
person 1: did you hear that bill got into stanford law?
person 2: what?!?! he is going to get a world cl-ss education while living in paradise. he will be a rich, elitist, power-lawyer who will absolutely dominate in whatever field of law he chooses to pursue after graduation, and he will likely make a significant positive impact on the world as well!

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