Stanford Rowing Team
-ssisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.
a true “stanford rowing team” consists of 8 “rowing” members directly partic-p-ting in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one “c-xswain” who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
“hey bro, wanna get in on our stanford rowing team?”
“isn’t that kinda gay, dude?”
“it’s cool, just don’t make eye contact with the c-xswain”
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