Stanley Kubrick


the greatest filmmaker who ever lived, or at least one of them. the director and visionary behind such masterpieces as 2001: a sp-ce odyssey, a clockwork orange and full metal jacket.
in the world of cinema, stanley kubrick is g-d

stanley kubrick, on the set of his film ‘the shining’ in 1979.
to beat someone unconscious with a bust of a p-n-s, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

it is essentially a s-xual position – of course done consensually – that is a montage of stanley kubrick’s movies.
alex: okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown…i met this fine yenta outside the korova milkbar, and i broke the fourth wall by stanley kubricking her.
the most overrated film maker ever, ever.
french cinephile: i love stanley kubrick’s films, all of them!
human being: your self inflated ego is the only thing in the world that can match his film, little to brag about.

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