stapledick
the unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his d-ck; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.
i noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. now i have stapled-ck.
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