star jones


starr jones
jabba the hut’s long lost cousin. does payless shoe ads where they dont show her feet in shoes because she has giant foot fat leaking out of the shoes. once ate a whole man.
i be star jones yo! im a lawyer.
(n.) a heteros-xual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly h-m-s-xual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of “wife” is worth living a loveless, s-xless lie.

(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their -sses off.
why are you so surprised that maurice will tease out your wigs but won’t play with your t-tties? girl, you are star jonesin!!!! you better annul this mess, before he runs off with your shoes.
the co-host of abc’s “the view”. she is a lawyer. she tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. uses the words “allegedly” “i am a lawyer” “delicious” for anything you can think of. hillarious/irritating diva. millionaire.
“if this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious.”
a fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. it is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.
me and my baby daddy is goin’ to star jones our wedding.
another name for “earth”
also another way to say “to steal food”
marni! you so just star jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!
a ball of fatness
that star jones is the size of mars!!!

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