Star Rowing Club


the uk’s premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on the river great ouse, bedford. no other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club’s crews, especially the the junior boys squad. neighbours, bedford modern school and bedford rc are said to literally sh-t themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a n-ble star club warrior and local girls schools dame alice and bhs can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! star club icons include giggs, tempah t and the dawgz.
star rowing club member: “just pulled a 6.00 2k”
fellow star rowing club member: “standard really!”

rower: “i hear we’re racing star rowing club!”
2nd rower: “might as well not show up :(“

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