Star Wars according to a 3 year old


a home video, originally posted on youtube, of a little girl reviewing the plot of “star wars episode iv: a new hope” at the kitchen table in the way only a 3 year old can. she is very articulate for a child her age – despite the fact that her sypnosis ends at princess leia’s planet getting “blowed up”. the video has been parodied numerous times, and has recieved several youtube comments accusing the filmmaker of “working the kid too hard” in order to produce the film.
“… but don’t talk back to darth vader or he’ll get you!” – little girl in “star wars according to a 3 year old”

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