a hand job involving a h*rny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). first, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her *ss then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. she or it will break. if it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a bl*wj*b.
“that nerd in english cl*ss performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. probably the best climax every.”
husband “honey i want to try something new”
husband “can you do a star wars job to me”
- babyhand syndrome
the disease that makes a dixie cup look huge in your hand. having babyhand syndrome wasn’t so bad when i m*st*rb*t*d.
part of a kpop boy band called nct loves moomin and has a snaggletooth which will make you fall for him instantly. his job is to translate for another chinese member in the same group sm should pay renjun for translating renjun is the cutest moomin lover you will ever meet
- ross kemping
to intentionally put one self into a difficult/dangerous situation for a investigative purpose. “..me and matt are ross kemping it into the ghetto later”
- mehul loves katie
a good looking couple super attractive they are mehul loves katie