Starbucks Crack Baby


people, usually very young, who must have starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded mcstuff) at least every day. typically very brand-aware. similar beverages from the ‘wrong’ brand just won’t do.
hold on, we gotta stop here. she’s a starbucks crack baby, and she’ll kill us all if she doesn’t get her fix this morning.

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